“But here I have to Your Grace to make a confession of my private adventures. Beautiful Concepcion multiplied day by day courtesy to me ... which ended up giving her her hand ... "
Letter from N. Rezanov to N. Rumyantsev June 17, 1806
(TsGIA, f. 13, p. 1, d. 687)
“Let them appreciate my deed as you please, but with God's help I hope to fulfill it well, I am the first of the Russians here ...”
N. Rezanov to the directors of Russo-Amer. the company
November 6, 1805
INTRODUCTION. Our schooner is called Avos. Avos is our faith and our motto. We are few, we are apart, we have zero chances against a thousand, but we survive, we master on Avos. When Ave Maria is powerless, the supernatural Avos helps out atheistic Russia. Avos will take out and help out. And when we throw back the hooves, a poet will write verses about us with a surname beginning with Avos.
I. PROLOGUE. Avos is pirating in San Francisco: the governor’s daughter is sleeping on a Russian shoulder. The day before yesterday she was sixteen. At the curtains, with wings raised, are Catholicism and Orthodoxy. At the post, Dovydov and Khvastov are talking.
II. X in and with t about in. And what do you think, Dovydov ... D o v y d o v. About the origin of the species? X in and with t about in. Well no...
III. (Concha Arguello - Our Lady of Prayer.) A young lady is crying from the San Francisco bell tower. Yaroslavna comes around with her. No, Konchakovna!
“Mother Intercessor, strengthen me. I fell in love with an alien. I fell in love for the glory of risk, for teaching the words of our country ... I am a state criminal. Help me like a woman. But by the way, how can you understand me - you, who did not love ?! “How is our universe a niche that God chose your son to be, the fruit of spirit and dislike!”
And the Immaculate answered: "Daughter ..." And they continued to whisper further ...
IV. How to pull up Germans and piites? X in and with t about in. Well no...
V. (Prayer of Rezanov - Our Lady.) “Well, what do you want more from me? I was from a simple family, but learned. I discovered new lands, ruined in Your name all my life. Why are you depriving me of the last delight? She’s not meaningful ... "
And tired came out of the robe and said: “I love you. No sladu. Well, what else do you want from me? ”
VI. Khvastov asks Dovidov what he thinks of the Rezanov woman, and at that moment he sees a maiden in a cloud in the sky.
VII. (Description of the wedding, which was April 1, 1806.) At the wedding of Rezanov and Koncha, servants did not carry oranges in wine. Purple pop close wedding rings did not try on them. Dovydov and Khvastov entered the dining room on horses, and they were not led out. Where are these guests? The night is empty. Only two crosses lie confused.
Archival documents related to the case of Rezanov N.P. (comment on archival rats - igreki and x)
No. 1. N. Rezanov writes to N. Rumyantsev that the name of the Monarch will be more blessed when the Russians overthrew slavery to alien peoples ...
No. 2. Rezanov writes to I. I. Dmitriev that he is looking for new lands to settle a new race there, to create a Third World - without money and crowns. By the way, he asks to assist in the court of his marriage to an American.
No. 3. Extract from the history of years. Dovidova and Khvastova. It follows from it that Dovidov and Khvastov fought in a duel, after which they became friends and waved together to Rezanov in the Far East.
Rezanov in the Second Secret Letter describes Mr. X ... who, having entered the newborn vessel Juno, discovered drinking for three months, and during that time he drank 91/2 buckets of French vodka and 2 1/2 buckets of strong alcohol . I slept all the ships. On a drunken affair, it anchored every night, but, fortunately, the sailors were constantly drunk ...
Next comes the report of Dovidov and Khvastov on their accession to the territory of the empire of the five eastern islands, then an extract from "Report of Midshipman Davydov in the apartment is already under political guard."
Number 6. “Nikolai Rezanov was a visionary politician. If Rezanov lived 10 years longer, what we now call California and American British Columbia would be Russian territory. ”
Admiral Van Ders (USA).
No. 7. From a letter from Rezanov to Derzhavin. Rezanov reports that he fell into the hands of another arrangement of Horace's ode “Monument”, made by “one Gishpan”. Next comes the text of the arrangement itself: “I am the last poet of civilization. Not a specific one, but civilization as such, since in the era of a spiritual crisis, culture becomes the most shameful phenomenon. Contemporaries will strangle me for these words, and future Afro-Euro-American-Asians will prove the absurdity of my arguments, add new songs, dances, write new books ... This will be a monument! ”
No. 10. Description of how Rezanov made the proposal of Concepce, how her parents opposed their marriage and how, finally, they gave their consent.
Number 11. Rezanov - Conche. Rezanov tells the bride about Russia, where silver nightingales sing, where the Virgin Mary’s temple and its snow-white counterforts, like horses, drink water with the taste of a miracle and thyme.
In a year they will return to Russia - Rezanov will achieve the consent of the tsar, the Pope and Concha's father!
IX. (The prayer of Our Lady to Rezanov.) She admits that she is sinful before nature. She was not pleased with the Christmas bells. On the contrary, they seemed to her burial, sounded by her unborn love. Spirit is exactly what arises between two lovers; it does not deny flesh. Therefore, I want to extinguish all the churches in exchange for the opportunity to kiss the lips in tobacco.
EPILOGUE. A year later, he will die in Krasnoyarsk. She will throw off the dead fruit and become the first San Francisco nun.
